Romantic John and Rodney are a bad? Influence

I want to contribute toRomancing McShep this year, so I’ve been reading really romantic John and Rodney stories. Always wonderful and fun, but it has also put me in an adventurous and romantic thoughts for The Colonel’s birthday. We have gone to our favorite beachside hotel/cabin place a few times for his birthday, we’ve probably been there a dozen times and for Thanksgiving, we took my mother. I honestly didn’t plan a beach trip again until I read a feature in our newspaper today that featured another coastal town. Intrigued by the article, I scoped out what was available online and found a really nice, classy upscale resort-type are that is a far cry from our usual funky, shabby (but much loved!) Ester Lee hotel. Impulsively I booked us a room. It’s not going to be really expensive, but kinda. I just wish I knew if The Colonel would go for a ‘couple’s massage’

And THIS is where John and Rodney are a bad? influence. I’ve never done anything like that, it’s never crossed my mind, but a few fandom writers make it sound so nice. Hmmmmmnnn