I Never See it Coming
Feb. 1st, 2018 03:31 pmI generally feel I am more Rodney McKay than John Sheppard, but as John says,” I never see it coming” neither do I. The Colonel and I were driving home from grocery shopping, I mentioned that I thought, “maybe, sorta, kinda it might have been almost possible that the guy we ran into in the produce section was hitting on me. The Colonel was actually a department ahead of me in the bakery as I was deeply involved in selecting broccoli and cabbage. When I turned back around, this really tall blonde man of indiscriminate age had his hand on my shopping cart. It lingered a moment too long. I was tired, so I double checked to make sure it was mine and didn’t really look at the guy while he stated, “oh, I thought this was my cart, sorry” I said something back to him as The Colonel showed up and Tall Blonde quickly departed. Back in the car, I made that observation and The Colonel rolled his eyes and said, “ya think!? Jenny, he was standing there *waiting* for you to turn around! His cart was one of those little ones way back at the start of the aisle!”
“Really?”
“Yes, really.”
This never happens to me. At least that I’m not aware of. Made my day.
“Really?”
“Yes, really.”
This never happens to me. At least that I’m not aware of. Made my day.